I miss you .but I miss you.我想念你，但是我錯(cuò)過你了。下面是由yjbys小編為你精心編輯的一份搞笑的英語個(gè)性簽名大全，歡迎閱讀!
搞笑的英語個(gè)性簽名大全一
1, encountered in the wild snake how to do? Don't panic, with a gentle smile, an umbrella up, pretending to be Xu Xian.
2, examination, in preparation for the examination paper to write full" Baidu search, you'll see" mad teacher.
3, my mother said: even jealous and filled with drink soy sauce like, can not let others look down on.
In 4, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps, you say in return, I can not kicking him?
5, the Qingming Festival, this year the students put a false true not easy, even on holidays with the ancestors of light.
6, there is two words hurt as million net bug, school.
7, chemistry, the chemistry teacher asked:" if your home gas leak, how to do?" , don't panic, some cigarettes, calm down.
8, big aunt like ash too wolf, go there to call a sentence, I will be back.
9, I like Conan, have a walk and let people die where spirit.
10, go to bed at noon the automatic reply as ' and ' students, results and it had a chat at noon.
1、在野外遇到蛇怎么辦?不要驚慌，面帶溫潤的笑容撐起一把傘，假裝是許仙。
2、考試，準(zhǔn)備在卷子上寫滿“百度一下，你就知道”氣死閱卷老師。
3、媽媽說：就算吃醋也要裝的跟喝了醬油似的，不能讓別人瞧不起。
4、我本來想給生活一個(gè)吻，而現(xiàn)實(shí)卻給了我兩巴掌，你說作為回報(bào)，我能不踹他一腳么?
5、清明節(jié)，這年頭的學(xué)生放個(gè)假真不容易，連都要沾老祖宗的光。
6、有那么兩個(gè)字傷盡千萬網(wǎng)蟲，開學(xué)。
7、化學(xué)課上，化學(xué)老師問：“如果你家的煤氣泄漏了，怎么辦?”，別慌，點(diǎn)支煙，冷靜一下。
8、大姨媽就像灰太狼,走的時(shí)候總會(huì)喊上一句,我一定會(huì)回來的。
9、做人就要像柯南一樣 、有一種走到哪就讓人死到哪的精神。
10、中午睡覺時(shí)把自動(dòng)回復(fù)設(shè)成了‘ 然后呢’,結(jié)果同學(xué)和它聊了一中午。
搞笑的英語個(gè)性簽名大全二
You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.
等你離開，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)心里沒有你會(huì)空虛，而你的心里卻有另一個(gè)她了。
without uproar not unreasonable, don't cry not pride。
我很好,不吵不鬧不無理取鬧,不哭不傲。
Time heals almost everything. Give time time
時(shí)間幾乎會(huì)愈合所有事情。請(qǐng)給時(shí)間一點(diǎn)時(shí)間。
Trust always can not stand test, appear so vulnerable.
信任，總是經(jīng)不起考驗(yàn)，顯得如此不堪一擊。
The thought of this chick after 90 can be legally married, sister of pear greater! ! ! ! ! !
一想到今年90后的小妞都可以合法嫁人了，姐的鴨梨更大了!!!!!!
Love to the depths of no parting, students also go hand in hand, death is also accompanied
情到深處無別離，生也相隨，死也相伴
As long as a long time, the distance from a far, what have gone bad.
只要時(shí)間一長，距離一遠(yuǎn)，什么都變質(zhì)了。
You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.
等你離開，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)心里沒有你會(huì)空虛，而你的心里卻有另一個(gè)她了。
Like the wind dunk as pain memories were blown, but love is in imperceptible in the cold.
像風(fēng)灌進(jìn)回憶一樣痛被吹散 ，愛卻在不知不覺中著了涼。
Some things, I would have forgotten, Some people, I would have care.
有些事，我早就忘了;有些人，我早就不在乎了。
Texte de la blonde, mais je dis .
文字的蒼白無力，訴說著我的無奈。
It turned out that our heart is an unknown corner, don't want to be uncovered scars.
原來我們的心底都一個(gè)不為人知的角落，不愿被人揭起的傷疤。
The year slowly, and memory that heavy, I often feel live very suffocate.
歲月慢慢，回憶又那么沉重，我時(shí)常覺得活得很窒息。
Happiness is time precipitation, smile is the lonely sad.
幸福是年華的沉淀，微笑是寂寞的悲傷。
You are my heart sunshine, can only look, a touch will burns.
你是我心里的陽光，只能仰望，一碰就會(huì)被灼傷。
What persistent, pursue, lusted after of, is all't take it with.
所執(zhí)著的，所追求的，所貪戀的，都是生不帶來，死不帶去的。
Alone in a noisy walk street, my world still only have me.
獨(dú)自一人走在喧鬧的街，我的世界仍然只有我。
If this is not love, what is there to look forward to.
如果這都不算愛，還有什么好期待。
If life only such as first, then timesong will prosperous some.
若人生只如初見，那么似水流年會(huì)不會(huì)繁華一些。
How good can shelf life only to tomorrow today.
多么好的明天 可保質(zhì)期只到今天 。
I miss you .but I miss you
我想念你，但是我錯(cuò)過你了